Space Weirdo'sSupreme Intelligence Direktorat

Space Weirdo is a scientific rock / █████████ / freak pop / infantile electronica ████████ band founded in 2005 by Germán Ponte, █████ ████████ & Pablo Chávarri.

Originally convceived as a threexxxxx two-man, studio-only █████████ ██████████ ██████████ ██████████ reception prompted stage activity between the years ████ and ████.

SUSPECTED LEADERS OF THE WEIRD MOVEMENT

When the mutant super-powers failed to make an appearance, G.P. was forced to abandon his agenda for ████████████ ████████ and world domination and began to entertain █████████ █████ ████ as well as artistic pursuits, soon becoming a pro in Starting Shit Up & Quitting Halfway Through. Avid reader, film buff, ███████████, verbose writer & full-time smart ass, he enjoys making music even when it means ██████ █████ or interaction with other people.

Accused of AGGRAVATED COMPOSING with INTENT to PRODUCE while under the INFLUENCE of DELUSIONS of KEYBOARD APTITUDE.

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Born with all mental disorders just to be safe, and after the ██████████ ████████ incident, P.C. sought help at the Guitar Craft asylum for the musically insane, where his arpeggios —already unsafe for the middle ear ossicles— became ██████████ ████████ & clusters of mass destruction. Conscientious player & composer, he'd be an intractable specialist were it not for ███████ █████████████████ sense of humor and a mind devoid of subterfuge.

Wanted for CRIMINAL GUITAR ABUSE & █████████ DISORDERLY IDEAS of a CREATIVE NATURE for the FORCIBLE INFILTRATION and NEGLIGENT MANIPULATION of impressionable minds.

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COLLABORATORS

Compleat musician —composer, ██████████, producer, player, DJ, collector— A.S. works with 12 bands and still finds the time to tame his fluffy curls. Easy to interest in exciting projects (█████████████), quick to bore if unchallenged, he has ██████ █████ an eloquent array of minimalistic facial expressions to avoid speech at all costs. He may like it or he may not, but ███████████████████ will you ever know?

A.K.A.: Crazy Bastaddu. Been known to consort with: L.A.B., Ego Kitchen, Brunetka & The Crazy Whores, White Gomes, Dwomo.

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Known torturer of skins and ████████, S.M. applies stick force with extreme prejudice. Provided ██████ ████████ and drum support in the Press Start and Anomaly periods. Warning: if unsupervised, will remove SHIRT at the first opportunity, projecting waves of muscled masculinity.

Been known to associate with: Gn3, ██████████, Charles Lavaigne, The Muffin Band.

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Displays dangerously positive attitude at all times and ██████████ █████ ██████████, has a soft spot for █████████ ████ heavy metal and its perpetrators, enjoys all avenues of popular culture. ATTENTION: will say yes to almost anything and will emit intoxicating waves of GOOD HUMOR, ████████ ██ ███████ irradiating anyone in close proximity with subversive kindness.

Been known to engage in ████████ with: Gn3, Zoobazar, T.e.P.

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Always ready to deploy and perform ██████████ █████ in any contingency. Graced with an overdeveloped musical discernment that lets him ████████████ ████ and achieve more with less. Member of the first live band, his energetic and knowledgeable contributions span 3 records. WARNING: Funny guy, has weaponized comedy ████████ ██████.

Master of disguise, uses many aliases: Sputnik, Revisionista, ██████ █████. Field work reveals ████████ conspiracy with: Dwomo, Sopas del Mundo, Le Grand Miércoles.

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Keen follower ███ █████████ of the unrepentant, opinionated and unapologetic school of loyal friendship, J.L. worked as live bassist during the obscure beginnings and procured ██████████ ███████ as well as some notes of his own. Takes everything beyond its natural limits ██ ███████ █████████, be it work, ███████████, leisure or EXTREME intoxication.

A.K.A.: Fabiani, Spectrum. Seen performing with no remorse in Dwomo, Slurp, ██████████, Le Grand Miércoles, Pataconas.

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A staple in all SW albums. ███████████ exponent of incendiary generosity █████████ ██ ██████████ that figures on every watch out list for ████████ ███ over-the-top prosocial tendencies. Known specialist in picking up strays. Has always shown much ██████████████ ██████ collaborative enthusiasm, providing backing vocals and ██████ in the studio and on the stage. WARNING: will show up with a camera whenever it's needed.

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Pernicious ideologue of irrefutable arguments sporting ██ ██████ ████ and a seductive voice capable of selling sand in the desert, C.M. has █████ ███ ████████ recorded vocals in Cosmonaut & performed LIVE with MALICE AFORETHOUGHT several times, to say nothing of ███████████ ██████████████ ████████.

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Giant of vociferous laughter and treasonous FUNK & JAZZ tendencies ███ █████████ ████. Went on a PLAYING SPREE in the album Anomaly █████ ███ ████████████████ ██████, leaving no beat unturned. NOTE: Reclusive insurgent, seldom leaves H.Q., code name "Tablada", where the legendary Beer roams.

Known accomplices: La Gran Orquesta Síntomas, Ego Kitchen, ███████████, Voolva.

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Currently working at the secret facility of ████████████████ ████████ on project ██████████. Capable of turning your brain cells to mush both with science and sonic ability, as demonstrated during her participation in the album Anomaly.

Guerrilla tactics & ██████ in the company of: Charles Lavaigne, White Gomes, Sonora Quartet.

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Lab created embryo ██████████ as the first prototype of ████████, a nutrient miscalculation made him Just So Cool. Delights in mixing jazz, ██████████ and electronic music. Played with reckless endangerment in the album Press Start, showing neither restraint nor █████████.

Surveillance shows unlawful association with the likes of OutroJazz, Watch TV and the Primetimes or Kyrios Jazz Quartet.

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Born too late to play in a 50s casino in La Habana, N.K. ███ ████████ █████ ████████ has embarked on a life of THEFT and LARCENY, keen on hoarding all the musical notes for himself. ██████████ in Press Start's "Dinosaurs".

Willing & recidivist conspirator in Sopas del Mundo, Charles Lavaigne, Dwomo.

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Cosmopolitan entertainer ███ ███████████ who spreads the FALLACIOUS ideology that the world would be a better place if everybody watched Sesame Street █████████ ██████. Joined the chorus of RIOTOUS backing vocals ███ ████████ in a few Press Start tunes.

Dissociative identity disorder, sometimes identifies as Voolva, and/or Corporate Sound. Backroom dealings with ██████ █████ Motherglue, Payola Victims, Abuelas Fumadoras.

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The following individuals have been flagged as ARTISTS and/or ILLUSTRATORS, complicit in the graphic output of AGITATION & PROPAGANDA materials of an extremely SUBVERSIVE nature: